Conan the Barbarian had been very busy fighting monsters and evil wizards for a week. So busy, in fact, that he didn’t have much time for the beautiful princess. (cute, huh?) Prior to that it was period week, and that put the kibosh on things, too. Now, usually period week means I have no desire for any type of sex WHATSOEVER. But this time was different. This time, while we still didn’t do anything, I still wanted to. So much, in fact, that I gave Conan oral sex twice, just to do SOMETHING! I’m not sure if that was a good or bad idea, because it got me even more charged up. Then came Conan’s busy, stressful work week from The Hot Place and that equaled not a lot going on in the Barbarian bedroom.
Anyway, I had been walking around in a state of arousal for a week. I am telling you now, this has NEVER happened to me before. NEVER. I do think, oh, sex would be nice. Or, we’re going to have sex tonight, yay! But I just don’t walk around all rrrrrrrandy like guys do. But here it was in the back of my mind, sex, sex, sex, sex. What the heck??? It actually became uncomfortable and distracting. And I began to sympathize with Conan. I began to think about the times when we’d frequently go two weeks without it back in the day. I could not have cared less, but Conan had been walking around all charged up with nowhere to go. And now I have an idea of what that was like for him, not one time, but lots of times. YIKES!!
Ladies, sympathize with your man! Don’t make him wait too long. Don’t let yourself wait too long! It’s not healthy! And it kind of sucks to be on the waiting end of things.